I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else
“When you are attracted to people, it’s because of the details. Their kindness. Their eyes. The fact that they can get you to laugh when you need it the most.”—Jodi Picoult, Sing You Home (via psych-facts)
i was pulling up to a gas station and mumford came on the radio so i started blasting it in my car and all the people can hear with my doors closed is just the base and theyre looking at me like “wtf inappropriate rap song is that girl listening to” and i open my car door and out comes the sound of a really aggressive banjo solo
i always see these screenshots of the donald trump twitter and i’ve always thought it was a parody account BUT IT’S ACTUALLY HIM?? A 67 YEAR OLD GRANDFATHER AND MAGNATE WITH A NET WORTH OF $4 BILLION WHO TWEETS AND INSULTS RANDOM PEOPLE LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD???